We've all read statuses and encountered users who have an annoying presence on our news feed. And there are few status trends that are universally awful. I hope such people will take the hint and cease the trend immediately.
1. The Attention Seeker
"SICK" , " DOWN WITH FEVER" , " MET AN ACCIDENT"
they want you to ask further questions on what happened. They are being intentionally vague for attention.Do you really have strength to post that?
2. Minute to Minute Update
"I AM CHECKING IN EVERYWHERE I GO", "GOING TO GYM", "CLASS IS BORING"
No, you are boring. Do you want people to stalk you? There is a reason you have zero likes on this status. Take the hint.
3. The Private Message
"TALK TO MY FACE", "XYZ YOU ARE SO CUTE"
The status is obviously meant for a particular person. Talk to them insted of posting it on fb. This is waste of my news feed.
4. Overly Hashtagged
"whatifiwriteallmysentencesthiswayyouwillgetannoyedandprobablyskipit"
No one likes to try and pick out words in hashtags to know what you wanna say.
5. Attention Seeker Part II
"I AM NOT LOOKING GOOD IN THIS PIC, I DONT KNOW WHY I AM POSTING IT"
Well because you are shamelessly fishing for compliments and we know you Photoshopped it for about an hour before uploading. Looking for comments like " oh no! you look pretty."
6. The Walkaway Threat
"I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT. GOODBYE EVERYONE"
No, you aren't. You just want us to convince you to stay because you add so much value to our news feed.
7. The Default Pic Update every day (with same head tilt)
don't you have anything better to do ? Atleast search some nice poses and angles on google or even better- spare us!
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