Traffic rules? Myth for these fellas
1. The Spitter and litterer
They slow down their swanky car, roll down their windows, shamelessly
spit on the road and drive away. Probably a distant cousin of the spitter, the world is their dumping ground. And you just stand there like…
"Modi ji ka swatch bharat abhiyaan"
2. The high beam guy
Do you realize how scorching it is for eyes? Its only meant for highways dude...
3. The shared autowala
They are studs of Indian roads who have right to kick brake in the middle of the road and take adventurous twists and turns on a straight road. Always causing trouble.
4. The Abuser
Well its a part of our local language.They are the ones who have a suppressed kind of road rage, where they can’t let anyone pass without abusing them. They will fight with you just because your vehicle got too close to theirs.
P.S.- they think they are expert drivers getting in mid-way
5. The Drunk Drivers
They are found everywhere on weekends. Being illegal as it is, they stop
their car in the middle of the road, pee in the bushes and scare
not-drunk people with their driving.
6.The Parking Mishap-ers
They just don’t know how to park. They will eat-up the parking space of
three vehicles, just to park their one. And probably leave a few
scratches. Or they will park anywhere on the road as if the their car is a showpiece.
7. The Freak Biker
They swish their way through traffic like a badass because two-wheelers have right to fit anywhere between cars or above footpath and get through the heavy traffic causing more trouble.
8. The Loudy Rathore
Rolled down windows with loud music, over-utilising their buffer music system while romaing around on streets. These dudes destroy the pleasure of listening to new hit songs beacuse of their super cool attitude and chick hunting.
Drive safely and within senses.
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